{"product_id":"retired-quit-asking-me-to-do-stuff-stadium-seat","title":"Retired — \"Quit Asking Me to Do Stuff\" Stadium Seat","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOSFA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e15.25\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e17.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sturdy, portable stadium seat built for relaxed cheering and leisurely outings. Made from heavy-duty 600 denier polyester with reinforced support bars and padded seating, it gives stable back support on, grassy slopes, or hard benches. The front zippered pocket holds small essentials and snacks, while web handles, an adjustable shoulder strap, and side buckles make carrying and securing the seat effortless. The playful “I’m Retired! Quit Asking Me To Do Stuff” graphic adds a lighthearted touch that sparks smiles and starts conversations wherever you sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 600 denier polyester for long-lasting durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Padded, adjustable seat for tailored comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced support bars for reliable back support\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Large zippered front pocket for secure storage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple carry options: web handles and adjustable shoulder strap\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not wash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Wipe clean with warm water and mild soap \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":45160462123074,"sku":"47765426981617474088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy","offer_id":45160462155842,"sku":"98095848937204724559","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red","offer_id":45160462188610,"sku":"14529589725703900854","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Royal","offer_id":45160462221378,"sku":"27281612058453251062","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/9036\/1922\/files\/9952781984820314360_2048.jpg?v=1788632159","url":"https:\/\/rootsofrecoverystore.com\/products\/retired-quit-asking-me-to-do-stuff-stadium-seat","provider":"Roots of Recovery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}